The only jokes you receive are through e-mail

Buying a birthday gift for your best friend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma

The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions

You are always late to meetings

You know how fast the skydivers are falling at an air show

You bought your significant other a new CD ROM drive to celebrate your anniversary

You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie

You can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting

You forgot to get a haircut ... for 6 months

You sit backwards on the rides at Disney World to see how they do the special effects

You have Dilbert comics taped to your wall

You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance

You have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts

You see a good design and still have to change it

You own a slide rule and you know how to use it

You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep

You wear black socks with white tennis shoes (or vice versa)

You window shop at Radio Shack

Your significant other is looking wistfully at the moon and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite

You know what the purpose of the geosynchronous satellite is

Your checkbook always balances

Your wrist watch has more computing power than your laptop

Your laptop costs more than your car

Your calculator costs more than your furniture

Your friends havn't the foggiest idea what you do at work

You've already calculated how much money you make per second

You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio

You have more friends on the Internet than in real life